1. I am judgmental towards other runners. Hear me out, when I see someone running with baggy basketball shorts, and air force ones I judge. I judge hard. There is no way you efficiently run in that outfit, so naturally I think this must be your first time running. I could be wrong, but this is what a runner looks like.
mmmm boy look at dem tight pants. You run in front of me.. 
I’m talking about the one on the right.
Yea this guy…RR alert!
2. I like the smell of cat litter. I just admitted that to the internet. CLEAN cat litter.
3. I also like my cats…
…but when they sit on my computer and cause it to spazz out or flip itself upside down, I want to scream.
I had to Google how to fix this with my computer upside down.
4. I wear a retainer ever night. If I miss a night I worry my teeth will turn into sharp, spaced out daggers. I also think my retainers are cool.
Lemme see yo grill
5. I drool in my sleep…a lot.
6. Just as much as I love coffee, I love tea. I am partial to Yogi tea because of their quotes. No quote, no buy. (Just kidding, I just like the quotes the most!)
7. I wish I could fly.
8. If I don’t get accepted into this dental program I am going to shank someone.
Seriously, I went from applying to dental HYGIENE (twice) to applying to dental ASSISTING. I better get a yes this time.
9. I ate 10 energy bites in less than two days.
10. When I run I like to stop on a whole number. It’s either 5miles, or 6miles. Not 5.23miles. With that said I will end this rant on number 10. It’s a happy number.
Q: What’s your late night confession!?
